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Temy: Mummy, those things, what are those things sticking out of the water?
Mother: Oh Tem, that's a monument to little Melvin, he wouldn't go to the dentist and when he smiled it looked just like those things coming out of the water!
Temy: Mummy, we're going to the dentist now, aren't we?
Mother: Oh, yes dear Tem, how did you guess?
Temy: Oh, fine! Another date with "Crowbar Calvin"!
Mother: Dr. Calvin is a fine dentist - you mind your mouth!
Temy: I am, I wish Dr Calvin would mind it a little better too! Why does it have to hurt to look good? For instance I see you sweating, bending and straining trying to flatten your belly. Does a flat belly get you love?
Mother: Er, uh no, not really...
Temy: Then why does everyone want a flat one?
Mother: Temy, it's time to get your teeth drilled.
Are you present?
Oscar ostentatious oozes the Ouzo he had before breakfast. Why does Oscar drink before noon?
Occasionally Oscar oscillates old memories that give him a bad outlook on life, living just enough in
the past...so today is ruined...
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