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Wednesday, December 21, 2011

Creation N' Evolution

My friend Reynard puts an end to the creationist versus evolutionist nonsense with his wily, witty, pithy and thoroughly corrugated way of phrasing an argument. He's lucky he doesn't get killed!
Here's Reynards story...

   So, I'm talkin' to an evolutionist and he say's "Well, where did God come from?" I say "God didn't exist at first but billions of years ago some tiny particles were energized in a way that a "spirit protein" formed, then another billion years passed and these proteins (along with just the right conditions) "got themselves together" and formed one celled "minigods". Eons passed and these trans-mutated into the "LGA" or "lord god almighty", maker of the known universe. Come to think of it, it sounds a lot like your story of how humans came into existence, doesn't it? Then the guy gets all pissed and curses me out for being so accurate! At the same time a creationist comes by, having overheard the conversation - and she curses me out too!

Reynard, Reynard. Show a little respect for other peoples "well thought out" concepts, will ya!

That reminds me, don't you think it's a shame how some architects spend there entire lives ripping off Frank Lloyd Wright? On the other hand, it's quite a bit better than ripping off Frank O Gehry!

The Man in The Hat wants me to post his comics, but they are awful today! Please tell him to do better, additionally, he wants you to pick the one he will send to a national publication, why?
Here they are, TMNTH say's he has something "worthy" of my blog coming post-with. It had better be better than this____ up ____.

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