Metaphysical Mumbo-Jumbo

Watch out for blasphemousbob and his metaphysical mumbo-jumbo! All of his ooey-gooey cosmic-love wherefore and what-not! I for my part need "food", "shelter" and "physical recreation/reponse"*! I need you to get off my back, jump in the sack, stop writing like a hack, fill my pipe with crack, a box of...(cracker jack?)... well , you know what I mean. Don't get me wrong, I like blasphemous, I really do. But let's not get carried away.

As told to me by: The Man in The Hat

*intimate?

Note 1:
I accidentally left some of my life in the frozen food section, if you see it, bring it back to me.