That is a fine question coming from a squirrel embalmer such as yourself, but since we at the Cosmic are so multinational, orchestrational and consequential we do not deign to reject inquiries from rapscallions, muppets, or even kings.
The Cosmic staff is as follows:
Deegan
The Man In the Hat (or TMITH)
Reynard
Sally
Zzen
Ken (the art guy who sometimes speaks but is never heard)
The foul language is thrust upon us by Deegan, Reynard and sometimes TMITH. Their intent is to maintain an aura of "reality" but they basically just weaken the statements they attempt to make. Therefore future installments will become bereft* of undue strong language. The only time we will say a "f**king" curse word is when we are driven to it, or if a character in one of our fine story snippets is prone or required to curse in order to remain in character.
Speaking of characters - Deegan just asked who made the inquiry as to his colorful diatribes so that he may grab them and beat the "shiite" out of them - so if I were you I'd just put some money in the donation box and leave now, unless you desire to be beaten so you may become clean, which is an entirely different matter altogether.
*You thought "bereft" was a "bad word" and you were right! In the year 1357.5 the root of bereft was associated with "people who thought too much and were probably witches" and if you said it you stood a good chance of being "sawed asunder" just like a prophet! I thought you might like to know before we beat you up.
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| "Power" by Ken |
Breast-Nipple
In the Golden Age which we are now living one may see murders and mayhem, one can personally watch the stoning of a defenseless woman, but one cannot see a womans breast-nipple. That is the height of blasphemous behavior, so cut that ____ out.
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| If You Could See It, It Would Have Been There by TMITH |
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