How Many Pieces?

Pizza By The Pool

On vacation Deegan saw a family order a pizza by the pool. They left for a moment and he thought this comic up because, he's Deegan...

Words: Deegan, Pencil Rough By TMITH

The Silly Rabbit Returns

Wings in The Forest - The Return of Bumpy!

 (Part II of Error-ists In Full Flight) see http://artandwordgrinders.blogspot.com/2017/02/wings-in-forest.html

Sweet!

Institute For American Truth

I was looking for the truth...

They are underfunded, understaffed and the building is in complete disrepair

I was looking for someone, anyone, who keeps track of the facts (or where they may be found) and came across the "Institute For American Truth". They are only open on Tuesdays from 10:30 to Noon. No one there could answer any questions. The manager was deported yesterday, the assistant manager was flying back from Afraidistan and could not get back in the country. Boris Badenov was the only one who would speak to me (between mopping up the leaks all over the place). At the end of our short conversation he said, "If you are asking me my friend, no one can really afford to care. They are too busy not being poisoned, shot or disappeared, do you know?" Do you? I smiled, thanked him, went outside, took the bogus ticket off my car (after photographing the car's location in a completely legal spot) and left. Perhaps I will try and go back one day.

Sincerely Yours
Bob

True Lies - Time For A Healing Spirit

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Speaking of Souls Slipping Away 

There is a guy I saw near in or around the White house who, by the looks of him, appears to be oozing evil! Wow! The Devil has got his crew in full control and a mind lock on just about every asshole available! Who are these people gleefully doing the dirty work? It is indeed time for a healing spirit!

Teaching A Yoga Class - Fond Memory #4

Searching The Vaults

It's the church basement, or lower level. Nicely appointed shiny commercial tile shined and windows that let in a good amount of sunlight.
     I'm lean, about nineteen, charming and engaging - easy. My mom is a yoga teacher - one of the best in the city. She has a class this Saturday at the church but can't make it - so she has me take over for her. I'm supple enough and part trained. Her method of teaching was so smooth and well transitioned, I merely follow what I've seen her do many times and pull it off with no struggle. The students, (mostly women) were happy to see me and I was happy for them as they seem quite satisfied with the class.
     It wasn't until many (forty two?) years later that I realized how much of a master teacher my mother was. She was gone and I took a class with someone else. It was more of a muscle based class with people huffing and puffing, many times straining, nothing like my mothers' class. Mom's class was full of ease and effortlessness while still creating new life in muscles seldom used. You felt invigorated yet relaxed at the end of it.
     I miss her so much.

Grendel's Mother - Daycare

Franchise Opportunity! Pre-School and Daycare

In keeping with the modern day direction toward antagonist alter-ni-tarianism*, Phineas has started a chain of daycare centers for pre-schoolers thru kindergarten. It is named "Grendel's Mother" with the tagline "Bring Your Little Beast To Us". Inside you will find many references to the ancient story ( Sorry movie fans, no pictures of Angelina Jolie) and joyful similarly themed blood 'n guts tales of ancient sword battles and dragons.

It's to Childcare as Jeff Sessions is to Justice

*All rights reserved

If you are looking to alt-invest send us your info and we will see if you qualify!

(The story is "Beowulf" for those of you who are unexposed)

Oh, Darling! - Senestria!

From The Archives In The Hold Of The Ark

Sniffle Logic For The Aroma Therapy Crowd - Ark, what Ark?

A Visit From Senestria

OH DARLING! There is nothing so mundane as the constant analysis of the obvious! "Senestria, how nice of you to drop in." I said. Of course it is darling. I can only stay for a moment but I had to come to your office because one of your recent posts was... How can I say it? So, gauche! You do understand. Though correct, it just becomes tiresome and droll. How many times can you explain that a pig is swine and lives in the mire without being redundant? Come darling, the Cosmic is better than that. Everyone knows what a swamp is and need not be reminded of the mosquito bites and the alligator stings. Take some time out for a little sunshine is all I'm saying. Must run now, things to do! Remember, SUNSHINE! I want some blue sky in the next post!

Senestria can be a little overwhelming but she does have a point. Blue sky it is!

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