Franchise Opportunity! Pre-School and Daycare
In keeping with the modern day direction toward antagonist alter-ni-tarianism*, Phineas has started a chain of daycare centers for pre-schoolers thru kindergarten. It is named "Grendel's Mother" with the tagline "Bring Your Little Beast To Us". Inside you will find many references to the ancient story ( Sorry movie fans, no pictures of Angelina Jolie) and joyful similarly themed blood 'n guts tales of ancient sword battles and dragons. |
| It's to Childcare as Jeff Sessions is to Justice |
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If you are looking to alt-invest send us your info and we will see if you qualify!
(The story is "Beowulf" for those of you who are unexposed)
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