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Bernie and the Golden Fleece

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After a time Tom took to living in a barrel. It had wheels and was big enough to sleep in. He would move it around in an effort to avoid the authorities. It didn't work and now he is in jail. Don't live in a barrel, get Direct TV and stay out of jail.

 

Peace On Earth

On a Tuesday afternoon about 2:35, there will be a fraction of a second divided by six where there will be all over earth, peace

 

Sally Is In Jail

Sally tried to get in on the "Adult Coloring Book" craze but did not quite understand what they meant by "Adult".

 

The First Asshole

Then after making all these things God created Adam and said: "Look I've created my first asshole!"

 

Boring!

After a time the flowers and the trees came back, even after the "conservatives" had tried their best to destroy them all. The few survivors lived in peace and no longer wrecked the place, and the gods said, "BORING!"