Sour Shorts and a Bridge

Computer model of bridge - concept on wall at left by Kasi, further developed (wall right) and modeled by Ken

Disclaimer - please note:
 Here at the cosmic we attempt to entertain a wide variety of readers. In order to do this we hire writers who are at times slightly rude or crude. We allow this at times in order to maintain their highest levels of creativity without stifling them. Being religious we are absolutely above subsidizing the use of paid sex professionals where a cheating spouse might do. So if you read something that disturbs your sense of decency, we absolutely agree with you - except our hands are tied and we can’t stop these people.

"Not lovers, boyfriends!" said Gina. "In that case that makes your cheating on me quite alright." said Melville. "Damn straight" said Gina.

 Sold me out, for chicken change (Yes you did) -Told me that they, they had it all arranged
You had me down, and that's a fact
And now you punk, you gotta get ready - For the big payback

-James Brown, Payback


God lets them get away with it, so why are you complaining?
from Deepak Sausage and friends new book "Get With The Real Deal Squeal Seal" 

"In that case doctor, you are simply using a chemical crowbar on a delicate machine"
from the book: People that Just won't Go To The Doctor by Seymour Ryan Deegan
our Deegan!

Simplicity is a frightening concept, that is why we dance around reality so often.

Cheer Up!
There are no mistakes, only failures.

So I trudge off to "work" to make "money"

this is so much of a rigged bullshit game...

if I ever get the chance to ask who rigged it they better have some better fucking answer than "Somebody ate something that they should not have eaten"...

Come on Mike, at least we have beer.


 She keeps giving me a six for a nine... she'll never be mine...



Just, Awful!
Please be mine number twenty seven
it seems that you came down from heaven
your eyes so deep, your cheeks so sweet
your lips so full, a magnificent rooty-toot-tooty booty, absolute, resolute and involute...
How much again?


Don't let the Jones' get you down, shoot them.

"But what if I lose?"
Then you will go down knowing you at least tried. Loser.

Get yourself down to a nunnery. If you pray, the priest will see to your needs in the dead of night.

Lil Tommy: "Can I kill the devil, Sister Sarah?"
Sister Sarah: "No Lil Tommy, you cannot."
Lil Tommy: "Can God?"
Sister Sarah: "Yes. Of course."
Lil Tommy: "Then, what the hell is he waiting for?!!"

　

and now for a moment of medication...