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Tuesday, February 26, 2019

Donate Fencing - Yours and Your Neighbors!

Do you have fencing you can donate?

What about your neighbors fence? Do you ever see him using it? You can find fencing just sitting around not being used almost everywhere. Why don't you just take that fence down, roll it up and send it to the crisis zone? Patriots must step up and prove their "colors don't run" by putting up a big fence, brave and strong, to keep the scary immigrants out! Better yet - load it in a pickup truck and drive it to where the MS-13 caravan of gangsters are. They're selling the OxyContin that's killing us! Just ask Purdue pharmaceuticals, they will tell you the truth. They are coming for your women too - they are not just coming to pick lettuce folks, this is a national emergency! So if your neighbor objects when you rip up his fence ask him, "Are you a commie leftist?" Nobody wants to be called that, and in a fit of reverse "magafication" he will help you save the world (of your backyard in Brayingsville, Indiana) from the onslaught. The hordes of non-polish immigrants just waiting to catch you without your shotgun.
Official Space Force concept: Phineas  "Photography" by TMITH

Comments:

MS-13, is that the newest Microsoft version? I always knew Bill Gates was a closet liberal! Now he's selling OxyContin drugs with Mexican gangs? Who would have guessed!
Linda Teasdale - Danville, Oklahoma

MS-13 is a combo code word for the OS that is very fake news except for the evil libtard part.

Thursday, February 21, 2019

Border Wall Contracto

TMITH'S Sour Grapes Art Department...

Administrationate a rubrum tiare con artiste 
The Latin when translated: "...god's monkey demons making Amerigo great"


TMITH Says:

Whenever I draw something crazy they want to pitch me into the Hudson, this guy Brueghel gets a FREE PASS just because it's five hundred years old or so. It just ain't fair!

Deegan says:
It's because your drawings are not crazy enough. You have to commit! We always want to pitch you into the Hudson, just in general.


Tuesday, February 19, 2019

Sunday, February 10, 2019

On Fire! with Thomas Kinkade

Art Department

Thomas Kinkade painting inspired by Walt Disney's "The Sound of Music". No one on the cosmic staff had anything to do with it. We only looked at it because we were forced to by Bob.
The Von Trapp family apparently setting fire to their mansion to prevent the Nazi's from benefitting from it.

Phineas' Analysis:

     Thomas Kinkade was often referred to as "The Painter of Light©" - but why? . Kinkade made mega bucks selling gobs of prints, paintings and all manner of anything attached to his "art" and for good reason. Every day "people of the earth" like it. But how, by what machination? Critics far and wide (well wide enough) say people are drawn in by the "light" that appears in practically every one of his paintings. This "feature" is a commonality - obviously loved by many commoners.

     Years ago (many) back to when Kinkade was a Disney animation background artist, Walt came by and said, "Dammit Kinkade, I need those building windows to glow, to draw the audience into the scene." Kinkade readily began making every scene with a building in it "glow, like fucking hell" (his words) and thus began what he later termed as "the process".

     Take a close look at a few Kinkade paintings. Closer... Closer... You will notice something about the buildings interiors. What you will notice is that the buildings are ON FIRE! Once you look closely you want to do something, and that something is to call the fire department.
     People, like moths, are drawn to fires - like when you almost burned down the house that time...

      Kinkade left Disney just in time to avoid his own termination, but he never stopped with the flaming interiors. His methodology involved using the "Disney process" to create warm and wonderfully kitschy illustrations. Some elevate these to the level of  "fine" art because they have been duped by the fiery assault on their visual senses.
The whole damn village is on fire.
People simply cannot contain their curious wonder about these paintings. Why do they like to see them so much? The reality is they don't recognize that they are watching a display of arson, cute arson, but arson nonetheless.






*Deegan says that there is more artistic merit in a Popeil Pocket Fisherman® than any TK painting, and he just might be correct.
The sensual and torsional tension in the design of Ron Popeils' Pocket Fisherman is held in very high esteem among art critics worldwide.


Monday, January 21, 2019

Wall Werks with Chester And Bob!

UNEEDA Wall! 

"There is nothing like shorting the workers!" - Mussolini Jr 

Could we be winning any more than now? Fearless leader stands on the brink of getting a Klu-Klux-Klan inspired border wall - all he has to do is wreck a whole lot of American's lives in the process. It is like the Nazis have beaten us after all! Evil is good! Just ask all those out of work 'murikins!

Concept: Reynard and Phineas, Layout: TMITH - Click to enlarge
Interview:
The characters are not constant, was that done for a purpose?
Reynard: We tried to include a swath of American humanity as characters in the drama.
Phineas: Bob does at least make an effort toward thinking, Chester follows blindly.
Does that appear to be the case for most supporters of Mussolini Jr.?
Phineas: I have spoken with engineers who literally turn off every investigative thought when it comes to Jr.
Reynard: One literally told me he wanted "A white man" regardless of qualification, thought capacity or criminal background.
This comic is a little frightening
Phineas: But funny

Sunday, January 13, 2019

The Falcon Of Justice!

Words: Deegan/Zzen - Pencils, Inks & Letters: TMITH - Click To Enlarge
Comments:
Phineas; How many of our comics are going to have birds of prey swooping down on the righteous and the unrighteous? We seem a little stuck on it.
Bob: As many as it takes.
Sally:  It's time for some lighter fare around here. How about that story where God actually starts to do some cool stuff. He changes the president (of a country in a faraway world similar to our own) in ways that make him aware of his own bizarre temperament. 
Reynard: You mean where president Bumpo-Orange wakes up and see parts of his body have turned the same color as the minority Melanauts? The Melanauts that he hates and fears so much?
Sally: Yeah, that one. Your idea from last week

Wednesday, December 5, 2018

A Cask Of A-Maga-Lado


'I'll Tell You One And One Makes Three'

Cap wearer says, "I dint insult no one 'cept a few lib-tardarians"
Walls keep people in, too...

Alternate Balloon Contest:

3rd place:
Red hat: I'm not to sure about this tariff wall.
Orange Bob: I will protect you. You, I mean it - is almost done, as soon as it sets!
Runner Up
Red hat: Does this wall keep Polish and Russian people out? I have a thing about them.
Orange Bob: What do you mean? They are the real white people!
1st place:
Red hat: But, I am white enough!
Orange Bob: No you're not, loser!

Cult Of Personality

Neon lights, a Nobel Prize

Then a mirror speaks, the reflection lies
You don't have to follow me
Only you can set you free
I sell the things you need to be
I'm the smiling face on your T.V.
I'm the cult of personality
I exploit you still you love me
I tell you one and one makes three
I'm the cult of personality...



from "Cult of Personality" - Living Color

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xxgRUyzgs0

Graphical Mirage: TMITH
Concept: Reynard, Zzen

Analysis By Wheems:

We see a man in a strange hooded garb entombing another man in a red cap. The red capped man is alive, but very confused. The man building a wall is acting on strange and perverse impulses that defy logic and are evil incarnate.
The golden-orange bob of hair is a caricature of sublime sadism.

From Deegan:
Jesus, Wheems! "Caricature of sublime sadism", really? Here is the thing straight up; the guy in the hat cheers on and readily accepts his own demise - as long as he feels like he is hurting "the other" and being pretend protected by the slimy immoral wall building guy, do you get it? Of course you do, but the hat guy never will, that's why he is standing there looking stupid.

Comments: There are people like me that don't get the reference.
- El Jefe
Dear El, See A Cask Of Amontillado by Edgar Allen Poe. A summary of the work will suffice. It's a story about an asshole who gets angry enough to kill his friend over an insult. Kind of like leaders of countries in the 3rd, 4th and 21st centuries.