Depends On Who's Holding It...

A Captain Kangaroo/Stephon Moment

Graphic by TMITH, captions by Deegan

Just in time for a kangaroo court! Let's just see. I can hear the decision now, "Anyone* with a cell phone in his hand is subject to be shot to death by the authorities".  Sounds reasonable to me Sean (FOX).

*The asterisk in this case is for persons who are able to discern things. Other people who get violent about complaints and protesters but not about actual killings - can disregard and put their heads back ___________ (Fill in the blank)