Statue Of Liberty To Be Sent Back...
Bannon and friends intend to return the Statue of Liberty and charge France for the shipping.
The administration recently revealed plans to send the Statue of Liberty back, using a family owned shipping company, and back charge the French government for the shipping. The reason given was to "reaffirm our America first disposition". Staffers also mentioned that the original concept was "no longer in tune with current policy". If France will not pay transit costs the statue will be melted down into "Freedom Rings" for men and women who support the current administration. They will cost only $199.00 each and will have "America Is Great Again-WW-III" emblazoned around a synthetic red ruby. Also included will be a certificate of authenticity and cloying patriotic fervor.
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