The Hourglass Of God
You cannot see the sand because he wants it to be a surprise!!!
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| God is going to fix everything, when he is good and ready! |
Sally: What do you mean "Coffee Sally"! You guys are really pushing it! I'm not taking any more of your crap! I can write rings around you lumbering, pandering, pinheads! I'm not even trying to push some whiny, snot nosed new age agenda. I could draw thousands more viewers just telling it like it is and being. Real being, which is true Zen. Zzen doesn't know what that is and hardly has produced squat since they took away his cash and his customized Bentley.
Reynard: We were only kidding! Come on Sally, don't make us feel bad.
Sally: How does the audience know that? Too many jokes - seemingly aimed at "the girl". What is terribly apparent is that you have no idea how misogynist you are. Why didn't you make a joke targeting Wheems? He's new... Where is Wheems anyway?
Reynard: Here he comes now.
Wheems walks in with apparently - a hooker.
Wheems: Good afternoon, I'm doing an assignment for Phineas, who was quite frightened by the concept of approaching and interviewing a call girl. So he asked me to do it.
Reynard: What did you find out?
Wheems: Nothing. I found you get nothing without cash, that's why I'm here. Is Bob around? I need a hundred dollars for the interview plus a hundred more for - something else.
Reynard: Bob is gone for the day.
Hooker: So am I!
Wheems: Can I call you?
Armageddon Surprise Party
Who gets invited when everyone else is getting whacked? In the bible the book of Revelation we read that God has "blood coming up to a horses shoulder" - Jesus! That's a lot of people on the wrong side of the guest list!At the Armageddon talent show, who gets the hook? I have found that varies quite a lot, depending on whose religion you are referencing. One thing they all agree upon, at least practically*, is bunches and bunches of dead bodies all over the place. So many you can't even bury them and the birds have to come and eat them before the whole planet starts to stink to, high heaven. God's answer to problems is very much akin to the authoritarian fix for societies woes. Kill 'em or let 'em die! Ouch!
Aside from too many exclamation points up till now, I must say this: God is going to fix this all in his own due time, that is - when he really feels up to it. So don't get all riled up over the Caligula types roaming the earth. God has got you, eventually - sooner or later - more or less. Que sera, sera.
*Some feel "Armageddon" is more like an awakening of spiritual consciousness, in that we die to our stupid irrationality, fear and hate, etc. But you can't control peoples minds by telling them "someday you'll wake up and stop being such an asshole". You need to tell them they will die a thousand deaths and scare the wits out of them. That keeps them in line. Just like when America was great.
