January 6th!

I have seen denial but let us say that this is... Beyond the pale?  

January 6th: "When your irrational fear and subsequent hatred overwhelms any compassion, empathy and plain common sense that you may have possessed" - Deegan

Does he really - Did he really? Part 1

Okay we thought it was funny, but it's so commonplace among rank and file of this group that uh... Hey look, it's Marjorie Taylor Green! Let's see what she thinks!

The Cosmic: Hey MTG what do you think of George Santos?

MTG: It's freedom of speech, he is free to say whatever he wants.

The Cosmic: Oh, really?

MTG: He was just kidding! Whoever heard of a Jew named George Santos? Probably a spic.

The Cosmic: Are you sure you want to say that?

MTG: Now you are the one that can't take a joke! When we say anything disagreeable, we are just joking!

The Cosmic: When you say anything, it's a joke.

How To Interpret the Holy Books Without Scribes, Pharisees, Priests or Wizards

 

Interpreting...

Practically every single religious organization tells you that you need a guide or interpreter to benefit from God's writings. They say that the writings are presented in a way that only priests or similarly authorized people can understand. Thus the function and premise thereof allows and coerces you to visit their places of worship, then make a donation and get the correct construct and disposition that the bible (or whatever holy book you have grown up around) has to offer. That is - up until now.

 THE COSMIC GUIDE TO HOLY WRITINGS is available right here before Armageddon (or any similarly constructed arrangement) blows all of you scumbags off the planet. As a bonus it is mercifully short, easy to read and free of charge - the simple reason being that we have no con artists at the Cosmic. Let's go.

 The Five Canons show cannons* - Explosive knowledge in the face of reason.

We have divided the methodology into five segments:

1. Simplification
2. Rationalization
3. Conflict Resolution
4. Higher Thinking
5. Fear & Terror

During the next five weeks we will share at no cost to you the five cannons (or canons depending on your disposition). The reason it's free is because I just ate and am totally without greed or malice - though I may need help with humility. Look for these on Wednesday's at noon!

Did They Really Think That?

 

Do I Really Need To Let Them Touch Me?

 Yes folks, black preachers asking God to make this particular nationalist a little less racist. Did it work?

Let us consider the facts. While we do so let's have a little polka music! Did I say Polka? I did! Polka music is good for what ails you, also sauerkraut works wonders for your American gut ailments!

Did it work? Are the Proud Boys racist? That depends on who you ask and who is present during the answer.