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Unexplodable Balloon Dog

From The Art Department: Unexplodable Balloon Dog Only Slightly Startled By Giant Straight Pin

     In his ongoing obsession with Jeff Koons metallicized balloon dog, Deegan grabs a full hydraulic exoskeleton and breaks into Gallery M. There he drives a giant straight pin thru the sculptures body. His hope was that it would burst into shards like any other balloon. Instead of the total destruction intended Deegan's quite punishable-by-law offense only encouraged Koons and allowed the resulting piece (after a little burnishing) to be sold for an even higher price. (Twice the price of Koons most expensive shiny dogs to date.)

     The jury, once informed of the prices sought and paid for such an inane concept fully recognized the corrupt madness of the situation and declared the altered piece "a much improved and entertaining artwork". They reasoned that the new selling price "fully compensated Mr Koons for the damage inflicted".
      Deegan pled not guilty by reason of insanity and was released, but we will tease him about this like, forever.

Concept: Deegan, Modeling and layout: TMITH, Hyper-existentialism : Zzen, Coffee: Sally

Sally Adds - Who added "coffee: Sally" to that caption? What a bunch of sexist a-holes you are! The whole thing is quite sophomoric and really unbecoming. I thought the Cosmic was of a higher caliber.