Deegan Submits - The American Pie

How Americans Perceive Themselves

Our staff is free to peddle their concepts to other outlets... Deegan
submitted this to McSweeney's - it went unpublished, but why?

Now Who's The Man?

Looking Back At Miracles

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because maybe we will get one in these times. Lord knows we need some!

Imagery: TMITH - Intuition: Sally/Reynard - Sarcasm: Deegan

Peters part in this segment was not shown. His portion was not very upbeat, it turns out he was 5% below the faith level required for flotation. So keep your faith on the high 80's or above.

...But straightway Jesus spake unto them, saying, Be of good cheer; it is I; be not afraid...

see Matthew 14:22-33