Isn't that nice?
Dear Readers,
Zzen, Tmith, Deegan and Reynard are all on vacation in the lower hills of something 'stan (Gergystan?) looking for the "Golden Chalice of Nimrod". While they are away I will show you happy pictures and stories - uplifting anecdotes and general cheer. When they get back they will be all pissed off, but when are they ever not? So while I'm running the show there will be a little less grouchiness, no obscure references and lots more sex and flowers. No not tawdry or pandering, lovely cute and sweet! (like I like it). Isn't that nice?!!
Yours Truly
Sally - Editor TF in Chief
Now, Lets roll this baby!
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| Jimmy's Dream Car |
Special Exemption
Jimmy Coupon spent half his life saving up for the car of his dreams, he bought it on Tuesday and on Wednesday he got car-jacked, shot and killed. (Now I know that doesn't sound nice but he wasn't all that good of a person.) Since he suffered so much at the end of his life they let him into heaven on a special exemption. Once he got there he said "This is great, but where's my goddamn car!" He didn't get the car but they let him stay in heaven - because they were so understanding.Isn't that nice?!!
Fun Fact! Making It Funky
(Bobby) What you gonna play now?
(James Brown) Bobby, I don't know, but what in ever I play - it's got to be funky!
Everybody knows that's James Brown - but what they don't know is that those lyrics are based on the conversation God had with Jesus right before Jesus made Adam!!
(God) What you gonna make now?
(Jesus) I don't know, but whats-in-ever I make, it's got to be funky! Then he made ADAM!
Who Knew!
Wonderful
Evertime a bee goes up inside a flower it is helping it do flower sex, isn't that wonderful!!?
Good News!
Almost every doorknob I have used in the last twenty four hours has worked flawlessly. I'm appreciative.
Final thought
Even geniuses are terrible at some things, maybe not as many as you, but then again
who's counting!!
