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| Cool Jacket - Affirmed |
The Man in the hat wants to share his affirmations with you, we understand the thrust of his concept but begin to question his understanding of how the affirmation process works...
Affirmations
I'm so damn good I can barely touch myself.
I know you are waiting for me. But I, ah...ahhh... Oh, here I am to your relief, I lost myself for a second in a cosmic cloud of incomprehensible coolness. I don't mean to brag, actually I'm quite modest about all my capabilities and my capacity for understanding the nuances of the cosmic stroke, the uncanny effortlessness of my undeniable super-consciousness and the like, it literally takes your breath away.
I know you are waiting for me. But I, ah...ahhh... Oh, here I am to your relief, I lost myself for a second in a cosmic cloud of incomprehensible coolness. I don't mean to brag, actually I'm quite modest about all my capabilities and my capacity for understanding the nuances of the cosmic stroke, the uncanny effortlessness of my undeniable super-consciousness and the like, it literally takes your breath away.
Wait a minute. That didn't sound modest at all. Here, let me say this, I'm not modest, I'm honest! Honestly unbelievably brilliant. No brag, just fact. Hold. Pause. Still yourself. I hear a drip, a dripping faucet. Somewhere there is a leak, but it has no bearing on my overwhelming virtuosity, my meteoric expression of absolute magnificence and my ability to relate even still to the meekest
mole grabber or the most galactical of the cosmos shapers. They hear me and become silently amazed at my sayings, but then again, who doesn't? My graphite pencil penetrates the crevices of the paper, paper blessed by the presence of my mind-body-arm-hand. The stylus pulses a sense of creation - ergo genesis, I say, of thought - the paper bleeds. This makes the peoples bodies vibrate at frequencies you can only begin to comprehend. And that's just for starters. Tomorrow I'll tell you what I just might actually DO.
Affirming Love, Peace and especially, Humility,
TMITH
Looks like The Man in the Hat has gotten a little overly in touch with himself... I reckon from time to time one needs to pump oneself up. A lot.
Deegan thinks he knows all, to humor him we let him insert the first module of his electronic writing course in the Cosmic..
Deegan's Free Writing Course - Module One:
Unlike the Man in the Hat my humility knows no bounds, that is why I release to you my own uncorrupted guide to writing - from which you will benefit more in mere seconds of exposure than you would if you spent years at granite filled non-sensical institutions such as Oxford or Cambridge. The prize you begin to conceive of is at your fingertips, even now before your eyes pierce the first letter you have been expanded...BEHOLD!
(My thanks to TMITH for writing my intro, he does have a way with words don't he?)
Module One:
Write, write and write some more! Then do it again and again and again, but this time you gotta feel it, with all your senses, it's gotta wriggle along the skin of the back of your hand, you gotta smell it like an inescapable odor, you have to see it light up the back of your eyeballs and bounce thru your skull, the whole inner core of it must penetrate you to your essentials.
Now, make the reader feel the same! See, there's nothin' to it!
Next Week Module Two: Penetratin' to the Readers Essentials!
mole grabber or the most galactical of the cosmos shapers. They hear me and become silently amazed at my sayings, but then again, who doesn't? My graphite pencil penetrates the crevices of the paper, paper blessed by the presence of my mind-body-arm-hand. The stylus pulses a sense of creation - ergo genesis, I say, of thought - the paper bleeds. This makes the peoples bodies vibrate at frequencies you can only begin to comprehend. And that's just for starters. Tomorrow I'll tell you what I just might actually DO.
Affirming Love, Peace and especially, Humility,
TMITH
Looks like The Man in the Hat has gotten a little overly in touch with himself... I reckon from time to time one needs to pump oneself up. A lot.
Deegan thinks he knows all, to humor him we let him insert the first module of his electronic writing course in the Cosmic..
Deegan's Free Writing Course - Module One:
Unlike the Man in the Hat my humility knows no bounds, that is why I release to you my own uncorrupted guide to writing - from which you will benefit more in mere seconds of exposure than you would if you spent years at granite filled non-sensical institutions such as Oxford or Cambridge. The prize you begin to conceive of is at your fingertips, even now before your eyes pierce the first letter you have been expanded...BEHOLD!
(My thanks to TMITH for writing my intro, he does have a way with words don't he?)
Module One:
Write, write and write some more! Then do it again and again and again, but this time you gotta feel it, with all your senses, it's gotta wriggle along the skin of the back of your hand, you gotta smell it like an inescapable odor, you have to see it light up the back of your eyeballs and bounce thru your skull, the whole inner core of it must penetrate you to your essentials.
Now, make the reader feel the same! See, there's nothin' to it!
Next Week Module Two: Penetratin' to the Readers Essentials!
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| Wife No. 8 from Utah |
"Everybody wants to be structureless, until it's time to eat."
-Reynard
